Christmas card messages that my girlfriend won’t let me write.


I found this note, a draft blog post from December 9, 2009. I don’t recall thinking or writing these, nor quite where I was going with them. But I sure appreciate them, enhanced by the arbitrary awkwardness of time. Three cheers for long abandoned jokes.


“Good day, acquaintance! Hooray for social obligation!
Happy holidays.”


“Dear gay friend: God doesn’t love you, because you’re a homosexual. But I love you, because you’re my friend. Merry Christmas!”


Zombie Jesus.


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One Response to “Christmas card messages that my girlfriend won’t let me write.”
  1. Bobby says:

    Just kidding, just kidding, I’m a Buddhist.

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    My name is Bobby.

    I write about random things a lot. I write a lot about random things.

    I write occasionally for Smashing Magazine and the London Community News online, and weekly for Interrobang, the student voice newspaper at Fanshawe College in London, Ontario.

    I've also been published by the Canadian University Press.
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