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Does anyone on Earth know how I could get in contact with Ralph Macchio? I feel like I have so much to say to him, I don’t know why. No Karate Kid jokes, no Crane Kick, I just want to buy him a beer and talk for hours. I could even make an interview out of it — it would undoubtedly be the greatest interview of all time. OF ALL TIME.
I don’t even know where to begin. Someone must know someone. Please.