Things not to do in Vegas.


If the phrase, “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” is true, then consider this list of things not to do while you’re there:

  • Discover any scientific breakthroughs (or any type of breakthrough, for that matter).

  • Inherit any type of windfall, be it property, monetary or otherwise.

  • Adopt (human or alien surrogate).

  • Invent anything revolutionary (leave notebooks at home). Menial inventions are okay.

  • Lose teeth.

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      I write about random things a lot. I write a lot about random things.

      I write occasionally for Smashing Magazine and the London Community News online, and weekly for Interrobang, the student voice newspaper at Fanshawe College in London, Ontario.

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