Give and get.


The following is a real SMS conversation that Nicole and I had earlier; I send every tweet to her phone at the same time as I send it to Twitter so that she may also enjoy it. She decided to respond to this one… I’m very pleased to call her mine.


Bobby
Dear Nicole: my cup of coffee seems to have run off. It’s probably just a ploy for attention, but, um… whatever it tells you is a lie.

Nicole
Dear Bobby, is it running to me? Because I could use a cup of coffee.

Bobby
It likes you better cos you coddle it. Why do I always have to be the bad guy??

Nicole
Would it kill you to coddle??

Bobby
No coffee of mine is going to be some yuppy fruity drink! Someone has to teach it some discipline.

Nicole
What about all those times you forgot about your coffee and it was poured down the drain? And you wonder why it seeks attention.

Bobby
That’s what my father did with me, and I’m fine.

Nicole
Hahaha I can’t top that.

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    My name is Bobby.

    I write about random things a lot. I write a lot about random things.

    I write occasionally for Smashing Magazine and the London Community News online, and weekly for Interrobang, the student voice newspaper at Fanshawe College in London, Ontario.

    I've also been published by the Canadian University Press.
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