I want to begin by saying that a lot of thought went into this and as much as I’d like to simply ignore the horrible, unmistakable truth, I’m afraid I cannot.
It began as an innocent discussion at work, but after some in-depth analysis, it’s become apparent: there is no difference between hacky-sack and line dancing.
Sure, I know what you’re going to say – “well, where’s the footbag in line-dancing?” And honestly, that was the easiest conclusion to make. You see, line dancing is so incredibly boring, it’s all those poor folks can do not to imagine a ball bouncing off of their feet and legs as they dance, flawlessly executing perfect kicks and stalls as they quarter-turn to Brooks & Dunn.
No, what I’m far more concerned about is the sheer implicative potential of this discovery… what if both maneuvers are merely the dummies, and there’s a greater puppet show going on that we’re not even aware of? I think I need to go chill under the bed for awhile…