Hey, are you awake? Or as my phone would want to say, ‘cycle’?
You know that thing, where you type in the word but the phone comes up with a different one first? It says ‘cycle’ first, ‘awake’ after.
Like, if I tried to type in the word ‘livid’, it would first bring it up as ‘lithe’.
I’m sorry, sweetie, I’m really tired.
Oh, it’s okay, no need to be sorry. Or ‘rosary’… you know, if you spelled it wrong…