“My new favourite thing to do is tell people I’m allergic to the craziest things… I wait for that conversation to start, listen to other people talk about their afflictions, and then toss out something like, ‘yeah, well… I’m allergic to people asking stupid questions.’

“Of course, they won’t think it anything serious, and they’ll say something like, ‘wow, that’s pretty rough, isn’t it?’ At which point I clutch my throat and act like I can’t breathe, start freaking out. ‘Oh no! Are you okay?’ and then I drop to the floor and start convulsing…”


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    My name is Bobby.

    I write about random things a lot. I write a lot about random things.

    I write occasionally for Smashing Magazine and the London Community News online, and weekly for Interrobang, the student voice newspaper at Fanshawe College in London, Ontario.

    I've also been published by the Canadian University Press.
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