“I hate the electioneering process. Cos now I’m forced to see all these horrible commercials promoting Stephen Harper. But honestly, I don’t know how to feel about the guy.
“I mean, sure… we haven’t actually seen him eat babies, but when I think about it, I can’t say that I’ve ever seen him not eat his babies. What if someone were to offer him baby at a party? These are things I need to know.”