Non-frosted tips.

Tips for Discretely Determining Whether or Not Your Son Is Gay

If your son suggests a vacation by saying, “I’m so white I can’t even wear myself after Labor Day!” seek immediate medical attention, because he is absolutely gay. However, if he observes that “Paul Newman must throw the BEST dinner parties” while dressing a salad with Newman’s Own, he isn’t gay, he’s right.

via Giancarlo Fiorentini.


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