Not a joke!
Um, so I’ve just woken up, and that dangly-thing in my throat is roughly twice it’s regular size, and now I can’t speak or breathe very well. What the fuck??
Edit: guess I’m off to the hospital… I wonder what they’re like here in London?
Edit again: question answered – it’s the biggest fucken hospital I’ve ever seen. It’s like a city, crazy-impossible to find your way around when you’re half-asleep and the sun hasn’t even come up.