“I know that dieting sucks. I don’t like that I can’t eat like I used to. So I buy vegetables, force down fruit, bake my own goods, shit like that. Try as I might, though, I can’t resist getting the odd pizza or two cheeseburgers from McDonald’s.

“The solution? Fast food flavoured Jelly Bellys! They’ve nailed the flavour of toasted marshmallows, buttered popcorn… why not curly fries? Why not a New York pepperoni pizza? It’s the taste of the grease that I crave, definitely not the actual grease itself. All the poutine taste, none of the poutine guilt. Oh yeah…”

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One Response to “Bobbyisms.”
  1. Simon Tonekham says:

    I really like those Jelly Bellys a lot. I haven’t tried them for some time……

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    My name is Bobby.

    I write about random things a lot. I write a lot about random things.

    I write occasionally for Smashing Magazine and the London Community News online, and weekly for Interrobang, the student voice newspaper at Fanshawe College in London, Ontario.

    I've also been published by the Canadian University Press.
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