“I know that dieting sucks. I don’t like that I can’t eat like I used to. So I buy vegetables, force down fruit, bake my own goods, shit like that. Try as I might, though, I can’t resist getting the odd pizza or two cheeseburgers from McDonald’s.
“The solution? Fast food flavoured Jelly Bellys! They’ve nailed the flavour of toasted marshmallows, buttered popcorn… why not curly fries? Why not a New York pepperoni pizza? It’s the taste of the grease that I crave, definitely not the actual grease itself. All the poutine taste, none of the poutine guilt. Oh yeah…”