(Said in as New York an accent as you can muster.)
“So I had this dream recently, in which I decided that I would revolutionize cat-calling. Basically, I’d go around cat-calling people like a construction worker, but I’d shout out some pretty positive, life-affirming things.
“So like… ‘Hey! You! I got somethin to say to you. Yeah, I’m rill impressed by yer stick-to-it-ive-ness. Yeh started some college, and even though it got tough, yer still at it, and that takes guts. I’m proud o’ you. Yeah, proud.’ Shit like that.”
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