(Said in as New York an accent as you can muster.)

“So I had this dream recently, in which I decided that I would revolutionize cat-calling. Basically, I’d go around cat-calling people like a construction worker, but I’d shout out some pretty positive, life-affirming things.

“So like… ‘Hey! You! I got somethin to say to you. Yeah, I’m rill impressed by yer stick-to-it-ive-ness. Yeh started some college, and even though it got tough, yer still at it, and that takes guts. I’m proud o’ you. Yeah, proud.’ Shit like that.”

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    My name is Bobby.

    I write about random things a lot. I write a lot about random things.

    I write occasionally for Smashing Magazine and the London Community News online, and weekly for Interrobang, the student voice newspaper at Fanshawe College in London, Ontario.

    I've also been published by the Canadian University Press.
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