“I have one of those shower/hose deals, right? The kind of shower head you can remove and spray yourself? Only, whenever I’m in the shower, I always forget; it takes me an average of 90 seconds or so to remember that it’s removable.
“So some days I’m on the ball and use it to rinse off without hesitation. Others… I don’t remember until the shower is over and I reach up and grab it to rinse any soap off of the walls, you know? And then I just pause, like, ‘ahhhhh… fuck.'”