“So yeah, I went to the drug store to get some new nail clippers, cos I broke my old ones trying to cut a tag off of a shirt – I couldn’t find the scissors, before you ask – and I was standing there looking at them, and there’s this deluxe model that has this container attached that catches the clippings for you..!

“I didn’t get them; my world isn’t ready. Truthfully, I’m just not comfortable with the idea of ever saying phrases like, ‘I know, man, I’m sorry I forgot to empty the nail clipper thing again,’ or like, ‘hang on, I’ll have to call you back – I’m struggling here, trying to open the clipper thing…'”


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    My name is Bobby.

    I write about random things a lot. I write a lot about random things.

    I write occasionally for Smashing Magazine and the London Community News online, and weekly for Interrobang, the student voice newspaper at Fanshawe College in London, Ontario.

    I've also been published by the Canadian University Press.
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